Robo Coaster

The RoboCoaster... I don't even know where to start with this one. It's basically a giant robot arm and claw with a seat that you strap yourself into and it...uh..simulates a roller coaster. The thing looks like the leftovers of a Transformer or a giant scaled version of that thing you played with in High School Technology class, and it'd would have no problem slamming your ass into the ground while taking out a few bystanders in the process. I'll wait until they have two arms that play catch with a football I have to buckle myself into. Robo Coaster